Get a Clue

Heres a tip when you're waiting for the doctor to call in your prescription: Don't walk in the door and ask if its here and when told "not yet", go outside and call on your cell phone and ask again. 5 times. I can't pull a rabbitt out of my ass. Your prescription is not going to magically appear just because you keep asking. We do not, under any circumstances, hide your prescription so you can't get it. We don't spindle or mutitlate it. We don't deliberately set it aside and forget about it. Don't tell us to just check the fax when we are sitting right next to that bastard and theres nothing on it. Get a freakin clue, if its not here, call your damn doctor and leave us the hell alone. Heres another clue: if you call me every 20 minutes to see if its ready yet, I'm going to count 1 pill every 1/2 hour til its done. And if I tell you its going to be 20 minutes to fill your prescription and you whine about it, be prepared to wait a freakin eternity for it. Heres another clue: the jail will fax us for presciption information, so we know when your husband/sister/wife/brother etc is not in need of their hydrocodone. And another thing, if you've been addicted to hydrocodone for 15 freakin years, don't call in pretending to not know what it is or how to say it. "Oh I really need my hydro, um, hydroco, um um, I don't know how to say it, but its for my sinus headaches." That just makes you more stupid. I'm sure there are lots of names for it when you sell/buy a few on the street. And another thing, we are not a zoo exhibit. Do not stand on the other side of the glass and stare/glare intently at us in the hope that we will count faster. This tactic will guarantee we won't. Feeding the animals however, might just get you done quicker. So, thats my tips for the day. Ya'll have a nice day.