The NEHA Conference

Day 1 of the conference and I only fell asleep once. Ok, it was a really brief nap. Someone surley would have noticed if I snored. I'll have to pick my subjects better. I'm hoping to hear the restaurant horror stories of other inspectors, mostly so I can horrify friends, family and the poor bastards in my food handler classes. If you can make someone with a blue mohawk and 47 facial piercings come close to tossing his cookies you've got his attention. Then again, it makes eating out way more of an adventure than it should be. Can you see the headline: "Health Inspector convention infected by tainted finger foods". Maybe I won't eat........